I was cruising the FTC site and a headline caught my eye:

FTC to Introduce New Internet Safety Icon, “Dewie The Turtle,” at Privacy2002 Conference in Cleveland

Dewie’s website (hey, their using joker.com as their registrar; good choice.) isn’t quite up yet, but I’m sure it’ll stop those evil hackers dead in their tracks! (Yes, I’m aware of what icons are for, but come on, McGruff the Crime Dog is waaay cooler than “Dewie”).