Why ALA’s “JavaScript Image Replacement” Sucks – ppk blasts Christian Heilmann’s JavaScript Image Replacement article. Overly harsh maybe, but for the most part accurate. The arraying and O2 looping is fugly, and ppk makes a really good point about replacement after image-loading (this would solve the Mozilla incompatibilities as well, yeah?)

ppk also launches into an attack on ALA’s JS articles, which again, while harsh, is… true. I love the design stuff, but the dev/tech stuff is hit or miss, which probably is most attributable to the lack of actual domain expertise of the editor(s).

• Taking Stephen King Seriously
• Mefi: It’s good to be King
• The Onion: I Don’t Even Remember Writing The Tommyknockers
• Raymond Williams, Moving from High Culture to Ordinary Culture
• PopCultures.com: Theorists and Critics: Raymond Williams
• Voice of the Shuttle: Literary Theory
• Literature, Cognition & the Brain
• Timeline of Major Critical Theories in US
• Some Characteristics of Contemporary Theory
• Sir Karl Popper (1902-1994)
• Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy: Karl Popper
• The Cat in the (Officially Licensed) Hat – a list of over 300 Cat in the Hat Movie product tie-ins
  

  Since this entire page is about corporate involvement, let’s focus on that a moment – $8.25 for admission, $6.00 for a small soda and some candy. For that, I get the movie, plus the following pre-show experience: One Coca-Cola-sponsored short film. One semi-funny Cellular Phone public-service advertisement from Cingular Wireless. One advertisement for Fandango. One advertisement for Cat in the Hat and Loew’s Theaters Gift Cards, One filmed-for-television advertisement for NBC and Discovery Kids’ Trading Spaces show, One advertisement for a GI Joe Toy Set with a free GI Joe animated-film DVD. And then the previews – one for Chasing Liberty, one for Cheaper by the Dozen, one for Shrek 2, one for Home on the Range, one for Agent Cody Banks 2, and one for Peter Pan. All in all, that’s a dozen advertisements from over 20 different companies that were shown prior to the start of the movie.

Jon Johansen (of DeCSS fame) has released QTFairUse, a QuickTime AAC memory dumper.

• Shell script for saving iTunes streams
• Re:QuickTime hacked, not Apple DRM cracked
  

  DRM has not, does not and will not prevent commercial ‘piracy’; it just restricts the utility of digital media formats to the average consumer.

  (note to self: get lessig vs rosen debate tapes)

• Hungover CNET wakes up next to MP3.com
• Time for a data transmission summit
• Can America trust electronic voting? (No)
• Lessig on Fiber Ownership – Fiber to the People
• Other cool Nov/Dec Wired articles:
  • It’s Wake-Up Time – Wired on modafinil [Provigil] and other new sleep drugs
  • These Are Definitely Not Scully’s Breasts – debunking fake celebrity porn
  • Regrow Your Own – studying newts to restore organs
  • Matrix Revelations – wacky cross-dressing fun
  • Open Source Everywhere
  • The Second Coming of Philip K. Dick
  • The Key to Genius – prodigious (autistic) savants and understanding the brain
• Kucinich Posts Excerpts from Diebold Memos
• Source Machinima – short interview with Yahn Bernier discussing some of the aspects of the Source engine in relation to machinima

My Treo’s touchscreen was freaking out on me for a little while, but it seems ok for now. I’m thinking I’ll need to give Handspring a call and see what’s up. In any case, I think I’ll do a little blogroll list a-la what I did for the hiptop (to this day btw, most of the list remains accurate; Danger never fixed anything).

The Blazer 3.0 browser has fairly complete CSS + JS support; and for the most part renders stuff well. It does take a while to render stuff (it’s not efficient about letting you navigate partial pages – still not bad, avg time to navigation is about 20s from hitting the request button, full page typically loads in about a minute), and doesn’t seem to be very smart about its caching (it’ll try to reconnect the last page when you don’t have a signal but won’t load up the cache). I’ve included the page sizes that it gets (spoiled by broadband). These are of optimized views (wide layouts seem to be even better; congrats Blazer team):

+ randomfoo.net - no header in optimized mode; 270.5K
+ a.wholelottanothing.org - header compressed, otherwise good;  221.1K
+ lyd - looks real good, miniblog shows up first; 47.4K
+ waxy.org - looks real good; 55.2K
+ torrez.org looks real good; 10.3K
+ sixfoot6 - looks real good; 192.2K
+ onfocus - loads, eventually; 334.7K
+ megnut - looks real good; 48.8K
! kottke - causes a soft reset!  no joke; tried multiple times
+ anil - legible, has two columns (?)
~ Simon Willison - wraps just a little wide; 37.3K
- 0xDECAFBAD - content space is a thin sliver, funky even in wide mode; 216.5K
+ Zeldman - nav first, otherwise good; 103.7K
+ Mezzoblue - long nav at top, works; 108.7K
+ whatdoiknow - scaled headers, otherwise good; 74.4K
~ Clagnut - text column half-width; otherwise ok; 139.4K
+ meyerweb - some design overlap, but quite legible; 77.6K
+ eatonweb - all nav on top, otherwise good; 45.0K
+ unoriginal creativity - nav appears first, otherwise good; 53.8K
+ disastro - no header, nav text/bg color rendered the same, otherwise good; 14.9K
+ boingboing - looks real good; 298.6K
~ mefi -  slightly thin text columns; 63.6K
+ /. - looks really good; 82.9K
Friendster, Tribe, and Upcoming.org load up fine.  Friendster sometimes renders
weird (ads or frames space weirdness?), but I was able to use it well enough 
over the weekend to look up an event location from a bulletin board posting.  

Browser improvements I’d like:

• Threaded browsing, heck being able to access the menu while it redraws would be nice
• gzip support
• Bookmarks that remember wide/optimized pref
• easier switching from wide/optimized mode
• image zooming
• easier to switch images on/off, CSS and JS while we’re at it
• Typing goes directly into URL bar, a la hiptop
• drop-down type auto-complete
• Better Cache Control
• can’t be fixed really, but the 11-bit screen is *really* annoying

To look into: more into browser info, does it support handheld stylesheets?

I have a great hate for the Real Player, but on OS X, I couldn’t figure out how to install the RP8 MPlayer codec (although the PPC binaries are there on the Binary codecs for MPlayer page.

In any case, for future reference: direct link to free Real Player, via download.com

MSNBC: Test Your Digital IQ – I scored a 238 on their test. I think the only thing I got taken off for was not customizing a Yahoo/Excite type Portal. I agree with Heather, there definitely needs to be a ‘get out more’ category.

I’m at the SCALE conference right now. I was up late last night; it’s too early for me to pay attention to what Andrew Morton is talking about wrt to inode caching schemes.

George W. Bush Loves Michael Jackson (This Is Important)

A number of explosions tore through the British consulate in Turkey today, killing scores of people. George W. Bush is in England, surrounded on all sides by enraged British citizens whose massive protests have required nearly every police officer in London to be put on the line of defense.

This is happening in a nation that has been, both in government and among the populace, one of the strongest allies America has ever known. There are a couple of wars happening in Iraq and Afghanistan, neither of which are going very well. A great many soldiers and civilians have died in the last year. Osama bin Laden is still on the loose, and after nearly 750 days, the American people have still been given no explanation for why September 11 happened.

It is 3:16 p.m. on Thursday afternoon as I write this. CNN has been covering, with total exclusivity, a parking lot outside a police station for the last hour. They covered an airplane landing. They covered the same airplane sitting still on the tarmac. They covered the airplane slowly moving into a hangar. All the while, talking head after talking head explored every conceivable facet of the parking lot, the plane, the tarmac, and the hangar, as well as a variety of parallel issues. No stone of data was left unturned.

Why? Michael Jackson is about to surrender to police.

In the last two years, CNN has not devoted this much energy and coverage to any story in the manner that is unfolding right now…

Fuck the media.

AT&T Wireless Re-Launches mMode

AT&T Wireless today announced the re-launch of its mMode mobile Internet service. Using the new xHTML standard on phones that support it, the service offers richer graphics and is designed to be easier to use. New services include Mobil Traffic, a location-enabled application that provides color-coded multimedia traffic updates for 40 metro areas, including traffic alerts, speed flows, and incident reports.

Ryan has a Nokie 3650, so I decided to chedk out the Mobil Traffic. After several minutes of confusing navigation, I did get to it, where I was confronted w/ a 30-day trial offer. OK, well, I wasn’t going to subscribe him onto it, but I did take a look at the sample. Not bad. Although being able to get my TANN and LADOT reports directly beats that out I think.