You might be wondering by I’m posting at 8:45 in the morning. So am
I. But, the reason I’m up is because the f’in maid rang the door bell
and woke me up 20 minutes ago. Who the hell does that?!
While Gabe was heaving last night, we noticed that the toilet was
leaking pretty badly. Hmm… someone took my Mondrian hat
and invitation from the room. Not impressive for $250/night.