You might be wondering by I’m posting at 8:45 in the morning. So am

I. But, the reason I’m up is because the f’in maid rang the door bell

and woke me up 20 minutes ago. Who the hell does that?!

While Gabe was heaving last night, we noticed that the toilet was

leaking pretty badly. Hmm… someone took my Mondrian hat

and invitation from the room. Not impressive for $250/night.