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Hah, got this piece of mail ostensibly from BushCheney04@GeorgeWBush.com (coming from a Saudi Arabian IP, interesting … oh, it’s online 212.100.197.254). Hmm, joe-jobbing comes to campaign politics. Can’t say I approve… However, this is funny:

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Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 01:42:32 -0500
From: "BushCheney04@GeorgeWBush.com" 
Subject: Please Consider My Experience When Voting in 2004
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Resume of George W. Bush
February 26, 2004, 05:15 PM
Past Work Experience:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. I
bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball
team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With my father's
help and name, I was elected Governor of Texas. 
Accomplishments as Governor:
I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil companies and made Texas
the most polluted state in the Union. I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as
the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas
government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the
most executions by any Governor in American history. I became U.S. President
after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes with the help of major
Enron money and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as President:
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I
entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and have turned
every single economic category downward -- all in less than two years. I
shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I garnered
the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less
than a year later made the U.S. the most resented country in the world,
possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World history. I am the first
president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. I set the the
all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period. I am
supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster" nuke, a WMD. I am getting
our troops killed, under the lie of Saddam's procurement of Yellow Cake Nuke
WMD components, then blaming the lie on our British friends. I set the record
for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president. In my first year in
o!
ffice over 2-million Americans l
Records and References:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine. My Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available. I was AWOL from the National
Guard. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use. All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed, and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC
investigations into insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings that I,
or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.
Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.
Show you care about our country's future and forward this to every voter you
know.  Protest is patriotism.