random($foo)

Classic:

Ernie: …so in conclusion, this p-p-project parses strings
taken from the MS-XML object and on a user interface level, mimics
Microsoft Excel f-f-functionality using DHTML functions.
Web Dev #1: But your function uses a method that’s IE exclusive.
Ernie: That’s because the client only used Internet Explorer.

(Insert sound of crickets chirping here.)

Web Director: So, show us some of your other projects?
Ernie: I created a accessibility focused, DHTML project that
supports web-standards that dismantles all nuclear weapons worldwide.
It also cures cancer and and sings your children to sleep.

Web Dev #8: I did that once. But mine also worked for Mozilla.

(Insert image of a tumbleweed, rolling through the conference room.)