From eggpost’s archives, via matt’s a.whole:
Dear teenaged males of America, with your baggy pants and ironic nerd hair: You have turned all the teenaged females of America into lesbians, good work. Do you think there were this many teenaged lesbians 10 years ago? Sorry, there weren’t. I am not judging you, just letting you know.
I think I escape culpability here because my nerd hair is the real deal.