If you run you’re finger across the screen, you’ll see that the thin film of dust is in fact sitting on this site and not on the monitor. Obviously things have been slipping around here. Of course, I was pulling all-nighters at work last week working on a project while all that interesting stuff was going on at the O’Reilly Emerging Technologies Conference. If I ever get a chance, I should probably catch up on what sounds like some real interesting stuff: kottke, peterme 1, 2, blackbeltjones.com… oh wait, got to boingboing and found out that aaronblogspaceswartz, boy genius, has put up a collection of just about all the etcon notes in existence on a single page.

This of course makes me feel slightly guilty about the SXSW notes I never finished putting up, as well as the kms i’m never going to get finished (not at this rate anyway), but well, after taking a few breaths I’m over it. At this point I’m just going to try to get my offline and work life organized for a while. I get the feeling that I need to acquire some superior organizational/time management skills.

Um, finishing off with some random thoughts. E3 this week… down the block… obviously I won’t be there, but I’ll be catching lunch with an old college friend who will be. I’m 21. Isn’t that too early to be getting nostalgic about college? Of course, yet another one of my friend’s is going to be going down the aisle soon.

On that note, looks like I’ve been misssing out on some comedic gold courtesy of the Peanut Gallery on BlindDateBlog How rusty has so much spare time I don’t know. Doesn’t he have a website to run?

Jonathan starts things off with a description of a kiss that reads more like a Greco-Roman Wrestling manual. “I’d start off with a clinch, holding my upper lip against your lower gums, and pinning your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Then I’d reverse it and whip my tongue against your left cheek, while at the same time using the leverage of my molars to twist your lower jaw into a reverse Kowalski. Then I’d go for the pin, gripping your nose between my lips and twisting over and sideways, firmly settling the weight of my chin onto your uvula.”