Yes, boys and girls, there are some posts that make reading miles of drivel all worthwhile:
From: Cash Bailey
Subject: I almost had a heart attack when Wahlberg started singing that song from TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE in BOOGIE NIGHTS.
Comment:
Goddamn. The three things that defined my early childhood were Indiana Jones, ROBOTECH and TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE. I sobbed like a little bitch when Optimus Prime was killed. I try to imagine the young kids now feeling the same way about Pokemon, but I just can't because Pokemon is nonsensicle bullshit. We were lucky as kids, we had great stuff like ROBOTECH, ASTRO BOY and HE-MAN but these poor tykes now are stuck with Pikachu and those crack-smoking TELETUBBIES.
Coming across gems like these reaffirms my faith in the Internet as a medium.