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You just wait, mister “I have a low UID so I think I’m oblivious to corporate death camps”.

Let’s see how much you’re laughing when you’re vaporized a giant shiny death ray made from thousands of AOL/TW CDs. You think it’ll never happen, but it’s already begun. I spend 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, trapped in an eight foot by eight foot cell, with a 17 inch radioactive tube pointed at my head. And to top it all off, we’re all out of coffee. WE’RE ALL OUT OF COFFEE!!!