CONSPIRACY GUY:

A group of users, sharing copyrighted materials with no direct costs to them? I mean, think about it, how did anyone ever come up with such a scheme?

CG walks out of frame, and we pan to a giant LIBRARY sign.

i will be programming retarded vignette tcl all day today.

dennis miller: “There’s a reason ‘Wheel of Fortune’ is on right after ‘Jeopardy’: Once you’ve been forced to choke down the foul tasting tequila shot of your own abject ignorance, it’s always nice to be able to bite into the refreshing lime wedge of other people’s incredible fucking stupidity.”