Wow, tonight, while avoiding writing a paper, I found a mirror of The Final Pathetic Bleatings of the Forum. Turns out that there’s an entire mirrored copy of Forum 3000 there, something that Archive.org didn’t have. This is stupendously awesome. I’ve been looking for this on and off for a while now. (now mirrored locally for posterity).

TODO: set up local squid-proxying, search to avoid having this problem in the future

Pages on the search:

From the fortune file:

Tell me why the stars do shine
Tell me why the ivy twines
Tell me why the sky's so blue
And I will tell you why I love you.
Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine
Phototropism makes ivy twine
Rayleigh Scattering makes sky so blue
Sexual hormones are why I love you.

I received a mailer today informing me that Comcast has just doubled my downstream bandwidth (now capped to 3Mbps/256Kbps) and sure enough, a 60s power cycle later, I’m now getting 450KBps transfers from muffins instead of 240KBps. So, sure they’ve increased prices over the past year so I’m now paying twice as much as I was two years ago, but at least I’m getting more bandwidth.