Let the humor begin:
Hussein was baffled by the accusation that he possessed WMD. “I can understand your accusation that we violated international law by breaking the terms of surrender, even though that accusation is false. But accusing us of violating natural law by possessing weapons that violate conservation of mass? That just makes you look like an idiot.”
Or for more sobering satire, try The Onion: Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’ (January 18, 2001), Military Promises ‘Huge Numbers’ For Gulf War II: The Vengeance (March 13, 2002)
[the NYTimes has an Op-Ed referencing the first article today.]